hurry up with my damn croissants

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable


Jaime, you deserve to be a citizen so hard. You are so good at doing my taxes.


robotindisguise:

This church has to be as least… three times bigger than this.

robotindisguise:

This church has to be as least… three times bigger than this.


memeson420:

twerkingwhiteboy:

memeson420:

"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

  1. ball throw
  2. ball catch
  3. ball run
  4. ball kick
  5. shoot ball
  6. dong touch
  7. memes

get fuckin wrecked


yo why did none of you find it necessary to tell me that both slenderman and snooki have been on supernatural


"

To be white, or straight, or male, or middle class is to be simultaneously ubiquitious and invisible. You’re everywhere you look, you’re the standard against which everyone else is measured. You’re like water, like air. People will tell you they went to see a “woman doctor” or they will say they went to see “the doctor.” People will tell you they have a “gay colleague” or they’ll tell you about a colleague. A white person will be happy to tell you about a “Black friend,” but when that same person simply mentions a “friend,” everyone will assume the person is white. Any college course that doesn’t have the word “woman” or “gay” or “minority” in its title is a course about men, heterosexuals, and white people. But we call those courses “literature,” “history” or “political science.”

This invisibility is political.

"

Michael S. Kimmel, in the introduction to the book, “Privilege: A Reader” (via thinkspeakstress)


kateordie:

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

Oh my gosh

posted 1 day ago via kateordie · originally ediebrit
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hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

image

so u just take ur shirt and

image

posted 1 day ago via sarahegutsley · originally hi
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"

If you feel like playing film critic misogyny bingo when America’s first round of Winter Soldier reviews are published this week, I recommend looking out for the phrases “leather-clad” and “ass-kicker.” These are an easy way to weed out any reviewers who weren’t paying attention to the movie, because neither phrase describes Black Widow’s actual role.

For one thing, Black Widow is not “leather-clad.” Not unless you’re talking about the casual leather jacket she wears in a handful of scenes, anyway. Her official uniform is no tighter than Captain America’s was in The Avengers, and is similar to S.H.I.E.L.D.’s artificial fabric jumpsuits. By comparison, the Winter Soldier’s signature look involves leather body armor, ’90s grunge hair, smudged eyeliner, and a black rubber mask.

Spider-Man’s spandex costume is probably more salacious, but I’m pretty sure he doesn’t wind up being described as an homme fatale by anyone with a Pulitzer.

Honestly, this kind of catsuit-focused review says more about the reviewer than the film itself. Apparently the mere concept of Scarlett Johansson in a tight outfit is so dazzlingly erotic that it bypasses some male reviewers’ conscious minds and causes them to ignore everything she says and does for the rest of the movie. The result is a series of reviews from highly respected film critics who, given the opportunity to describe each Avenger in a single sentence, replace Black Widow’s summary with the announcement, “I AM A HETEROSEXUAL MAN AND SCARLETT JOHANSSON’S BOOBS ARE AWESOME.”

….

This unrelenting focus on Scarlett Johansson’s appearance, coupled with the assumption that her only non-decorative role is that of an “ass-kicker,” indicates a fundamental inability to see Black Widow as the well-rounded character she actually is.

"

Gavia Baker-Whitelaw, “Every review of Black Widow in ‘Captain America’ is wrong” 

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posted 2 days ago via ratmessiah · originally mysnarkasm
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dem0n-dayz:

weloveshortvideos:

Bikini Bottom just got real.. - Vine by Jerry Purpdrank 

I’M TOO DOWN WITH THIS


sherlockedatstarfleet:

OH MY GOD

sherlockedatstarfleet:

OH MY GOD


stand-up-comic-gifs:

Kumail Nanjiani


tastefullyoffensive:

Game of Cats

posted 2 days ago via the-lastsafeplace · originally GQ
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