I’m reading Hamlet for class and I just got to the part where he says, “Words, words, words.”

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best. 

omfg

All black at the white shows,
White shoes at the black shows.
Green card for the Cuban links;
Y’all sit back and enjoy the light show.

87daysbefore:

punkbeds:

yahoo think about what you’re doing before you buy tumblr and encounter these people

I found the worst post on tumblr

wilwheaton:

I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.

WHY ARE SO MANY TELEVISION THINGS ENDING THIS WEEK
HOW DO THEY EXPECT US TO HANDLE IT EMOTIONALLY

I’m going to listen to the rest of Cruel Summer and look for more hidden video game soundtracks. 
Will keep you posted.

Kanye should sample some cute Yoshi sound bites for his upcoming “Yeezus”. 

lovesexdeathpassionfearobsession:

A gathering of pregnant men.

forweekendupdate:

what the FUCK am i doing here - kanye

I listen to Kanye’s verse of “Mercy” and all I hear is a slightly more rhythmic version of the music from the Bowser’s Castle level of Mario Kart 64.
See for yourself.

bill, thanks for 8 hilarious years!