Ilana: Dude, I would follow you into hell.
Abbi: I would take you on my shoulders, like, I’d strap you up and I’d be like, “Let’s go through hell”
"I´ve said this to you before, and I know this makes you uncomfortable, but you are thoughtful and brilliant, and your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represent the dream of the american melting pot"
I made burger cupcakes.
if your best attempt at getting women to join feminism is telling them that “not all feminists are angry lesbians who don’t shave!!” i need you to write me a five-page essay, 12 pt font, double spaced, on why angry, hairy, lesbians are a bad thing