hurry up with my damn croissants

tastefullyoffensive:

Game of Cats

posted 6 days ago via the-lastsafeplace · originally GQ
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pokemon-personalities:

i don’t have time for people who put the words “used to” before the words “like pokemon” 


17yr:

image

drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well




Track Title: Imagine All Star People

neilcicierega:

You may say I’m a dreamer

but the media men beg to differ


posted 6 days ago via sarahegutsley · originally rdjsass
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molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*



crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.


popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6