hurry up with my damn croissants

putuksstuff:

Team Rocket announces their scheme to take over this particular electronics store.

putuksstuff:

Team Rocket announces their scheme to take over this particular electronics store.


hanitjemars:

Biddy is a 2-year old male African Pygmy hedgehog who goes on amazing adventures with the help of his people parents Thomas and Toni. He goes all over the place and if you want to see more of him and his travels check out his Instagram!


linettiperetti:

yay—stefon:

John Mulaney on Late Night with Seth Meyers [x]



unimpressed2chainz:

if you don’t remember actively wishing for a t-mobile sidekick you aren’t old enough for friendship w/ me 


wilwheaton:

jean-luc-gohard:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

katespencer:

I find it very disheartening that the news coverage of this James Franco story is that he “flirted” and “chatted” with this 17-year-old girl instead of calling him out for what it really is: being a predator. He very clearly tried to have sex with her and was well aware of her age. This is is not, as he called it, “a model of how social media is tricky,” and the media not calling him out his inappropriate behavior is really giving me all the rage today. 

He literally asked if he could book a hotel room for them. What the hell does the media think he wanted to do in said hotel room, bat his eyelashes and play footsie? 

Motherfucker wasn’t tryna take her to the damn sock hop and then to the diner for malts.

Go fuck yourself, Franco. You disgust me.

wilwheaton:

jean-luc-gohard:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

katespencer:

I find it very disheartening that the news coverage of this James Franco story is that he “flirted” and “chatted” with this 17-year-old girl instead of calling him out for what it really is: being a predator. He very clearly tried to have sex with her and was well aware of her age. This is is not, as he called it, “a model of how social media is tricky,” and the media not calling him out his inappropriate behavior is really giving me all the rage today. 

He literally asked if he could book a hotel room for them. What the hell does the media think he wanted to do in said hotel room, bat his eyelashes and play footsie? 

Motherfucker wasn’t tryna take her to the damn sock hop and then to the diner for malts.

Go fuck yourself, Franco. You disgust me.


stand-up-comic-gifs:

Kumail Nanjiani


heckboy:

shh no more words

heckboy:

shh no more words



jephahowards:

i wish i was as pretty as my icon

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my three hour astronomy class is also very interesting in that there was an adult man who unashamedly ate his boogers for the duration of the class last time
in addition to not making sense in the context of social norms and not being a gross idiot, how he physically had anything in there by the end I have no idea but somehow he was still going


There are some impressive nerds in my film class (which is focused on sci-fi so what a shock)
I’ve witnessed at least two people doodling anime and 70% of the ice-breaker questions we had to ask had to do with comic books
They’re on another level than me and I’m intimidated in a strange and real way


theperks:

jake-benge:

rumblefishx:


I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit 

EXCUSE ME

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Poseidon? 

I would just immediately start crying

theperks:

jake-benge:

rumblefishx:

I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit 

EXCUSE ME

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Poseidon? 

I would just immediately start crying


dear internet

captain-raptor:

giant barks and teeny mews

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that is all


thisshitfunny:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

turn down little homie

thisshitfunny:

botan-drana:

Bowser being a dad

turn down little homie