and you should take the time to watch it because it’s funny as fuck
stuff and things
I was just singing R. Kelly’s “Bump N’ Grind” like one does when they’re home alone, when all of a sudden my dog comes running and tries to jump on me. She just couldn’t resist my dulcet R&B tones. Her mind was telling her no, but her body was telling her yes.
the fact that there are people out there who skipped the first three seasons of supernatural
tyler the creator discovers memes in almost the middle of 2013
Someone on Tumblr started a blog for students to submit old essays that they allegedly scored high on with the intent of it being a one-stop shop for lazy ineffectual plagiarists
Naturally I read all the essays and compiled a list of just some of my favourite quotes
- The…
I have done so little homework in the last couple weeks and I don’t know how I’m managing it.
Like I’ve sort of just coasted through calculus homework, doing it right but not really understanding how, neglected my art somewhat, and I haven’t had anything major to do in any other classes.
There’s no way this can last.
Winter is coming.
true embarrassment lies within your first email address
#what's really embarrassing is that I STILL USE IT #I'M TOO LAZY TO SWITCH EVERYTHING OVER #I'M IN TOO DEEP
not only is the ceo of abercrombie & fitch a jackass but he treated marty mcfly’s family like shit in all the back to the futures and that is inexcusable
FUCK YES KHALEESI FUCKING SHIT UP
THAT WAS THE MOST BADASS THING EVER
HOLY SHIT
I WAITED SO LONG TO SEE THAT OH MY GOD
SHE IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE
If you can’t concentrate in school because the mere sight of a girl’s bare leg is too much of a distraction, you are probably a danger to society tbh
The fact that I can hear the voice as I read this is somewhat disturbing.
Happy Mother’s Day
‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
Happy Mother’s Night!
To be hurt
To feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you’re down
To feel like you’ve been pushed around
Marc Maron favorited my tweet about wanting to skip Prom and just camp out at Powell’s to see him.
That alone was as exciting as Prom itself.
