hurry up with my damn croissants

what a badass

what a badass


this lipstick is called “diva” and it does not disappoint Beyonce played in my head all day

this lipstick is called “diva” and it does not disappoint Beyonce played in my head all day


this is an important photo from my birthday yesterdayplease note the spongebob ribbonI didn’t eat all of that but, goddamn it, I did my best

this is an important photo from my birthday yesterday
please note the spongebob ribbon
I didn’t eat all of that but, goddamn it, I did my best


I was a fancy bitch today ready to do some goddamn business feat. cat licking asshole.

I was a fancy bitch today ready to do some goddamn business feat. cat licking asshole.


I bought a cute and dainty dress and boots today but then I also made the purchase I’ve been waiting for my whole life that let’s you know that I will fucking murder if necessary.


I bought some of that fart goo stuff like two weeks ago and forgot about it and I just found itThis is the best day of my life

I bought some of that fart goo stuff like two weeks ago and forgot about it and I just found it
This is the best day of my life


I channelled my inner Rachel Whitehurst (I hope) and wore this shirt today (it’s a ~super trendy mint green color, it’s hard to tell) and I got a lot of compliments but a lot of them seemed kind of backhanded because, since my wardrobe usually consists of pop culture referencing t-shirts, hoodies, and jeans (and that’s it) I guess it was a shock. "I can’t believe you’re wearing an actual shirt today!" Do I….. usually…. look…….. naked?I don’t understand?

I channelled my inner Rachel Whitehurst (I hope) and wore this shirt today (it’s a ~super trendy mint green color, it’s hard to tell) and I got a lot of compliments but a lot of them seemed kind of backhanded because, since my wardrobe usually consists of pop culture referencing t-shirts, hoodies, and jeans (and that’s it) I guess it was a shock. 
"I can’t believe you’re wearing an actual shirt today!" 
Do I….. usually…. look…….. naked?
I don’t understand?


You would think that doing math in bed would make it better but it really doesn’t. Also, yes, my sweater is obnoxious. Yes, that is a Spongebob blanket.

You would think that doing math in bed would make it better but it really doesn’t. 
Also, yes, my sweater is obnoxious. Yes, that is a Spongebob blanket.


My enthusiasm level about the goddamn stars right now.

My enthusiasm level about the goddamn stars right now.


We’re supposed to go out into the field behind my house and take Christmas card pictures today. 
Do I look particularly festive today


Disgusting.

Disgusting.


Fighting off the cold with my SHEER BADASSERY

Fighting off the cold with my SHEER BADASSERY


My friends and I are totally normal people who use Facebook seriously as a social networking website.


The most important tea of the day, serving it up Marvel’s way!

The most important tea of the day, serving it up Marvel’s way!


There are entirely too many things on my head right now, you guys.

There are entirely too many things on my head right now, you guys.