this lipstick is called “diva” and it does not disappoint Beyonce played in my head all day
this is an important photo from my birthday yesterday
please note the spongebob ribbon
I didn’t eat all of that but, goddamn it, I did my best
I was a fancy bitch today ready to do some goddamn business feat. cat licking asshole.
I bought a cute and dainty dress and boots today but then I also made the purchase I’ve been waiting for my whole life that let’s you know that I will fucking murder if necessary.
I bought some of that fart goo stuff like two weeks ago and forgot about it and I just found it
This is the best day of my life
I channelled my inner Rachel Whitehurst (I hope) and wore this shirt today (it’s a ~super trendy mint green color, it’s hard to tell) and I got a lot of compliments but a lot of them seemed kind of backhanded because, since my wardrobe usually consists of pop culture referencing t-shirts, hoodies, and jeans (and that’s it) I guess it was a shock.
"I can’t believe you’re wearing an actual shirt today!"
Do I….. usually…. look…….. naked?
I don’t understand?
You would think that doing math in bed would make it better but it really doesn’t.
Also, yes, my sweater is obnoxious. Yes, that is a Spongebob blanket.
We’re supposed to go out into the field behind my house and take Christmas card pictures today.
Do I look particularly festive today
My friends and I are totally normal people who use Facebook seriously as a social networking website.
JESUS CHRIST I TURNED UP THE CONTRAST ON MY WEBCAM TOO MUCH AND BECAME TERRIFYING