I channelled my inner Rachel Whitehurst (I hope) and wore this shirt today (it’s a ~super trendy mint green color, it’s hard to tell) and I got a lot of compliments but a lot of them seemed kind of backhanded because, since my wardrobe usually consists of pop culture referencing t-shirts, hoodies, and jeans (and that’s it) I guess it was a shock. 
“I can’t believe you’re wearing an actual shirt today!” 
Do I….. usually…. look…….. naked?
I don’t understand?

You would think that doing math in bed would make it better but it really doesn’t. 
Also, yes, my sweater is obnoxious. Yes, that is a Spongebob blanket.

My enthusiasm level about the goddamn stars right now.

We’re supposed to go out into the field behind my house and take Christmas card pictures today. 
Do I look particularly festive today

Disgusting.

Fighting off the cold with my SHEER BADASSERY

My friends and I are totally normal people who use Facebook seriously as a social networking website.

The most important tea of the day, serving it up Marvel’s way!

There are entirely too many things on my head right now, you guys.

JESUS CHRIST I TURNED UP THE CONTRAST ON MY WEBCAM TOO MUCH AND BECAME TERRIFYING

Every time I watch Breaking Bad.

I made sticker facial hair since I knew I wouldn’t be needing any of these day of the week labels from my birth control that is obviously not being used for sexual reasons.

The concept of Pez dispensers is pretty disturbing.
“GREETINGS FRIEND. PLEASE ACCEPT THIS SUGARY TOKEN FROM MY GAPING NECK.” 

Reppin’ my url, check it.

Look guys, proof that I have friends in real life! It’s not a myth!